This one’s like shooting…

This one’s like shooting fish in a barrel. Fun fish in a barrel.

The Lord of the Rings, Part I. No, not that one. The one by the dude who did Fritz the Cat. If you haven’t seen it, it’s not as bad as it sounds. It’s unimaginably worse. There are lengthy stretches during which it ceases to be anything that could be described as a “film,” let alone a successful adaptation.

The Name of the Rose. I actually don’t hate the movie. There are a lot of things that it does right. But considered as a version of the book, it’s just terrible.

And, of course:

The Ten Commandments. “Where’s your Messiah now Moses?” Enough said.

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