Of course, on Parallel…
Of course, on Parallel Earth where, due to an increased youth turnout or to the Rapture, Parallel John Kerry managed to pull it out, the Parallel DLC would have taken it as plenty of ammunition for saying that it was proof positive that his weaselley liberal insider politics were what the Party needed to convince voters, rather than Deaniac rabble-rousing. Never mind that Kerry lost on turnout—on the depth of support rather than on the breadth—the DLC still thinks it’s time to blame the uppity queers. If weasels win, they think that’s proof that Democrats should move to the Right; if weasels lose, they think that’s proof that Democrats should move to the Right faster.
Clintonism is dead, but still moving. Time to stick a stake into its unholy heart.
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