This is happening in Guerrero. #WeDontNeedNoWater

“Ebola Czar.”

All presidents are War Presidents, even the “Progressive” presidents elected on antiwar votes. Every president is a warlord and a mass murderer, *because* he is president. Today, remember one of this president’s victims. He certainly never will. #AbolishThePresidency

What is the most beautiful fossil in the history of fossils? I have always been a dinosaur nerd, so I feel compelled to throw my votes behind the Berlin Archaeopteryx (#1) and the Protoceratops-Velociraptor Death Struggle (#2). If I were a better person I might well have the impartiality to go with Hallucigenia.

Paranoia now in paperback

http://ift.tt/1v5igIy The ghost of Columbus haunts this world ‘Cause you’re still conquering America

Seriously, though, Columbus isn’t any more worth celebrating than Torquemada or Vlad the Impaler. In fact he was significantly more lethal as governor of Hispaniola than either of those guys was. If you’d think twice about throwing a party to honor those guys, you should think twice about throwing a party to honor Columbus. #EndColumbusDay #CelebrateIndigenousPeoplesDay

From a friend in Colombia: \u003C\u003CCelebrar el día de la hispanidad el 12 de octubre es tan estúpido como celebrar el día de la “germanidad” conmemorando el 1ero de Septiembre de 1939…>>